Discord Bot Hosting

Discord Bot Hosting

Releasing Soon!

Prices starting from
$0.00 /month
Prices starting from
$0.00 /month
Prices starting from
$0.00 /month

Quick Setup

Upon order acceptance, your server is up and ready to go!

5/1 Support

Our shitty support team are almost never here to assist you!

10% Uptime

Our servers are constantly having outages that heavily effect our uptime

Super Slow Storage

All of our servers are ran on the absolute oldest of Hard-Drives

Free Shitty DDoS Protection

With all of our gaming services

Completely shit, and does virtually nothing!

2+

Types of attacks we try to protect from

15+

Somewhat Large attacks mitigated since 2020

.5g

Gbps maximum ddos protection

Test Our Servers, convince yourself to switch!

Counter Strike Global Offensive

Not Ready

Garry's Mod

Not Ready

Minecraft (1.15.2)

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A Crappy Control Panel

For all of your server needs


Somewhat Easy to Use ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Version Changer
2-step Authentication
File Management