Shitty-performance minecraft servers with crappy uptime, Extremely High latency, and Low-end server hardware that offers horrible performance
Shitty-performance GMOD servers with crappy uptime, High latency networks and low-end server hardware.
Shitty-performance Counter-Strike: Global Offensive servers with crappy uptime High latency and low-end server hardware offers imperfect bullet registration
Shitty-performance Terarria servers with crappy uptime High latency and low-end server hardware, with guaranteed extremely shit performance
Upon order acceptance, your server is up and ready to go!
Our shitty support team are almost never here to assist you!
Our servers are constantly having outages that heavily effect our uptime
All of our servers are ran on the absolute oldest of Hard-Drives
Our platform is not very carefully tuned and not actively adjusted to keep today's attacks at bay, and you online.
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Features OfferedPricing | $0.00/128MB | $4.99/GB* | $2.50/GB | $2.99/GB | $10/GB | $2.99/GB |
Features OfferedSingle Thread CPU Score | 806 | 1,709 | 1,744 | 1,838 | 2,180 | |
Features OfferedMemory Type | DDR2 ECC | DDR4 ECC | DDR4 ECC | DDR4 ECC | DDR3 ECC | DDR4 ECC |
Features OfferedDrive Type | SLOW HDD | SSD | NVMe | SSD | SSD | SSD |
Features OfferedInstant Setup | ||||||
Features OfferedDDoS Protection | ||||||
Features OfferedJar Selector | ||||||
Features OfferedFree MySQL Database | ||||||
Features OfferedUnmetered Storage | ||||||
Features OfferedFree Discord Support | ||||||
Features OfferedUnlimited Player Slots | $2.00/mo* | |||||
Features OfferedPublic Node Stats | ||||||
Features OfferedModpack Preinstalls | ||||||
Features OfferedSponsorship Program | ||||||
Features OfferedFirewall manager |