Free Shitty Minecraft Hosting
Shitty-performance minecraft servers with crappy uptime, Low latency, and Low-end server hardware that offers horrible performance
Crappy Hardware
Huge Latency
Horrible Support
Crappy GMOD Servers at Your Disposal
Shitty-performance GMOD servers with crappy uptime, High latency networks and low-end server hardware.
Crappy Hardware
Slow Loading Speeds
No Addon Manager
Crappy CS:GO Servers Are Ready!
Shitty-performance Counter-Strike: Global Offensive servers with crappy uptime High latency and low-end server hardware offers imperfect bullet registration
Horrible Ping
Slow Loading Speeds
Super Laggy
Crappy Terarria Servers Are ready!
Shitty-performance Terarria servers with crappy uptime High latency and low-end server hardware, with guaranteed extremely shit performance
Horrible Ping
Slow Loading Speeds
Super Laggy
Instant Setup
Upon order acceptance, your server is up and ready to go!
5/1 Support
Our shitty support team are almost never here to assist you!
10% Uptime
Our servers are constantly having outages that heavily effect our uptime
Super Slow Storage
All of our servers are ran on the absolute oldest of Hard-Drives
Free Shitty DDoS Protection
With all of our gaming services
Our platform is not very carefully tuned and not actively adjusted to keep today's attacks at bay, and you online.
2+
Types of attacks we try to protect from
15+
Somewhat Large attacks mitigated since 2020
.5g
Gbps maximum ddos protection
Test Our Servers, convince yourself to switch!
A Crappy Control Panel
For all of your server needs
Somewhat Easy to Use
Mod Installers
2-step Authentication
File Management
How do we stack up?
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| Features OfferedPricing | $0.00/128MB | $4.99/GB* | $2.50/GB | $2.99/GB | $10/GB | $2.99/GB |
| Features OfferedSingle Thread CPU Score | 806 | 1,709 | 1,744 | 1,838 | 2,180 | |
| Features OfferedMemory Type | DDR2 ECC | DDR4 ECC | DDR4 ECC | DDR4 ECC | DDR3 ECC | DDR4 ECC |
| Features OfferedDrive Type | SLOW HDD | SSD | NVMe | SSD | SSD | SSD |
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| Features OfferedFree Discord Support | ||||||
| Features OfferedUnlimited Player Slots | $2.00/mo* | |||||
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Contact Us
Support Hours: 4PM - 10PM
Phone: +61 4 1727 1270
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About Us
MrPooHosting is a free shit hosting that provides shitty game services for all! With no charges or extra fees necessary!
