Minecraft Server Hosting
With Shitty HDD-Powered Servers & Underclocked CPUs
The shittiest performing Minecraft servers, guaranteed. Your players won't be able to stand your laggy server!
Bronze
Free!
- 128 MB Memory
- 1024 MB Storage
Player Slots
1-3rec. slots
1rec. slots
Silver
Free!
- 256 MB Memory
- 1024 MB Storage
- Player Slots
3-5rec. slots
2rec. slots
Gold
Free!
- 512 MB Memory
- 1024 MB Storage
- Player Slots
5-7rec. slots
3rec. slots
Features Bundled with your Shitty Plan
Fast Install after acceptance
Your Minecraft server will be instantly activated and installed as soon as the order is accepted.
Panel utilites
Many panel utilites available, to help customize your server.
Shit Support
A shitty support team to screw you over.
Audit
Logs
Panel logs are able to be viewed by the user.
Full FTP
Access
For power users that prefer to self-manage, we provide full FTP access as well as a web-based file manager.
Worst-in-Class DDoS Protection
Guaranteed to keep you offline through even the most smallest DDoS attacks thanks to our shitty router!
Hard to
use Panel
Manage your Minecraft servers using our non-powerful, somewhat hard to use panel.
Custom Jars are supported
Use any verison of Minecraft you want.
Free Shitty DDoS Protection
With all of our Minecraft services
Our platform is not very carefully tuned and not actively adjusted to keep today's attacks at bay, and you online.
2+
Types of attacks we try to protect from
15+
Somewhat Large attacks mitigated since 2020
.5g
Gbps maximum ddos protection
What we run on
Hitachi HDD Drives
Because old Drives are slow!
Our Hitachi Drives offer the absolute slowest performance in server loading and response times. The age of waiting minutes for your massive Minecraft world to load is still very much here!
The Oldest of Celerons, fresh from Ebay!
You won't find any server-quality hardware in our server racks. We only power our Minecraft servers with the oldest generation Celeron processors which are not very ideal for game servers.
Reviews from our customers
My server was absolute s h i t! Stated on their website it says you will get the shitt1est server and they really do stick to their word, the support is ass and I called the phone number for support once and it played all star, very funny! I 100% reccomend this sh1tty hosting if you are absolutely fuck1ng poor and cant afford for expensive servers from popular server hosting sites.
Mr. Poo Hosting is one of the most elaborate jokes out there. From their poor quality panels with poor quality connection when the servers and panels go down for no reason for an unknown amount of time. The support team is made to be unresponsive and non-helpful with them sh.it talking and harassing users. Would half recommend to someone actually serious about a server, even then I will make fun of them if they complain about this free shi.tty service.
The best free hosting out there, They are the best hosting. I would recommend getting a server from them, it's FREE
Shttiest host out there. Shttiest support, and sh!t amd processors. Straight out of the Canadian sewers, Mrpoohosting is here. It provides shtty HDD's and shtty support. The 2 rtarded owners make mrpoo how it is!! Mrpoohosting will not be the same with james crymble, black loving, and mrsmarthed, rtarded. This will give you the shttiest quality guaranteed!
Contact Us
Support Hours: 4PM - 10PM
Phone: +61 4 1727 1270
Live Chat: Chat with us
Request A Server: Pre-Sales Contact
About Us
MrPooHosting is a free shit hosting that provides shitty game services for all! With no charges or extra fees necessary!
