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$0.00 /month

Instant Setup

Upon order acceptance, your server is up and ready to go!

5/1 Support

Our shitty support team are almost never here to assist you!

10% Uptime

Our servers are constantly having outages that heavily effect our uptime

Super Slow Storage

All of our servers are ran on the absolute oldest of Hard-Drives

Free Shitty DDoS Protection

With all of our gaming services

Our platform is not very carefully tuned and not actively adjusted to keep today's attacks at bay, and you online.

2+

Types of attacks we try to protect from

15+

Somewhat Large attacks mitigated since 2020

.5g

Gbps maximum ddos protection

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Counter Strike Global Offensive

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Somewhat Easy to Use
Mod Installers
2-step Authentication
File Management

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Features OfferedPricing $0.00/128MB $4.99/GB* $2.50/GB $2.99/GB $10/GB $2.99/GB
Features OfferedSingle Thread CPU Score 806 1,709 1,744 1,838 2,180
Features OfferedMemory Type DDR2 ECC DDR4 ECC DDR4 ECC DDR4 ECC DDR3 ECC DDR4 ECC
Features OfferedDrive Type SLOW HDD SSD NVMe SSD SSD SSD
Features OfferedInstant Setup
Features OfferedDDoS Protection
Features OfferedJar Selector
Features OfferedFree MySQL Database
Features OfferedUnmetered Storage
Features OfferedFree Discord Support
Features OfferedUnlimited Player Slots $2.00/mo*
Features OfferedPublic Node Stats
Features OfferedModpack Preinstalls
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